Fiction
Culture Shock
Humans are weird, if you think about it
“We have enough data to begin Phase Two of our hybridization project,” Crewmember Zezreckus announced animatedly as xe stepped into the eating chamber. Crewmembers Sidrockus and Petrarkas buzzed excitedly, waving their feelers to demonstrate their appreciation of xir news. “Where is Human Peter? I require his expertise to begin Phase Two.”
Crewmember Petrarkas moved xir feelers in the sadness motion. “The human crewmembers are engaging in sleep. You must not disturb them at this time.”
Crewmember Zezreckus descended onto a resting platform slowly. “Again? Did he not perform that ritual yesterday?”
Crewmember Petrarkas made the affirmative motion. “Humans must spend approximately one-third of each Earth rotation doing so in order to remain healthy.”
Crewmember Sidrockus began to click xir mouth-organ with confusion. Xe had little experience with the human species. “What is this?” xe asked. “Human nourishment time?”
Crewmember Petrarkas shook xir feelers vertically, the universal sign for ‘no’ among their species. “No, no,” xe said. “When it gets dark on their planet, humans go into a special room, put on special clothes, lie down and wait to become unconscious. Even in space, a similar…
